Thinking, so you don't have to!

whit·ni·cism - noun: A snarky sometimes witty take on the world through the eyes of someone named Whitney, who is snarky and sometimes witty.

I'm fairly convinced that if the average person had access to my brain, it would kill them within five minutes. The rapid pace, obnoxious, persistent thoughts would simply be too much to take.

To avoid insanity and aneurysms on my part, I write. It's the only cure. Fortunately for you, I decided to put some of these thoughts onto the internet for the general public to get a glimpse of.

You're welcome?

So, I haven't written in eight months. Apparently this is bad?

For those of you who are wondering, here are the reasons why I haven't blogged in the better half of a year:

I got one of those job things people keep talking about. This takes up quite a bit of my time.
When I'm not working, I have to put that time into things that are not my job. For example: Eating, sleeping, errand running, or Tumblr.
It's a bit difficult to come up with blog ideas when you're dead tired all the time.
I know that the universal code of conduct for blogging is BLOG ALL THE TIME, but I'm a firm believer in quality rather than quantity. If I'm not married to a post idea, it won't happen. Trust me, it's better for everyone involved that these half-baked ideas never see the light of day.

I can come up with excuses all day. Believe me.

All of that being said, I miss this blog of mine. I refuse to let it die. (Although it may become the Rory Williams or Kenny McCormick of blogs, where it just dies over and over again.)

I'm going to make a promise to you, readers, here and now. I, Whitney, hereby promise to WRITE. More. Than I currently am! Yep. These are the general goals I make for my life. That probably explains why I'm broke and single, as well. Technically, from this post alone, I've already met my goal. Claps for me!

While it's best to not get unrealistic (like promising weekly blog posts...how do people even DO that?), and while it's very likely this post might crop up again in another eight months, know that my intentions are true in this moment. Know that I fully mean to blog again, even if it means pushing myself to a little bit. Even if it means using a few of my rapidly disappearing, short circuiting brain cells.

But of course, being...well...me, it's important to point out that harassment on your point is not only recommended, but encouraged.

Thinking, so you don't have to!

So, I haven't written in eight months. Apparently this is bad?

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